Ishkabibble, I say.

No More Hoover Chickens!

Because I can never come up with an original idea, I'm gonna copy a friend of mine. Well, a few of em. I shall take all their best ideas & claim them as my own, and make them my own scaled-down, cheap versions of the original. Mebbe I'll add a thank you section on here to thank those who I stole from...eh, maybe not. Youse guys know who you are, right? I love ya all, I do. You know, I'm thinking of re-doing my site sometime here in the near future. You'll note that some of the pictures are no longer here, which so fucking SUCKS. Crosswinds deleted my account, so I'm now using space from the Geschwür. Aww. And I will so weasel.

Looking for titles? That's really why you came here, right? Something from my sig. Or else, you're my friend and I've made you come here on some insane quest. Anyway, if you're looking for the titles, look no further. Click here to find them.

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Ever wonder what exactly I do all day? No? Shut up. You're gonna find out anyway. Click Here to read about a week in my life.

And if I know you in real life, and you find this page, I BEG you not to read about it, cause I'll end up looking very stupid. :P

And...because I said I would [maybe it's cause yer *special*], click here to read about various days and things I've done since.. uh...July. Well, not really. But it has pictures! Kinda. No, really! It does!

Since I tried to do this, a very nifty idea has come my way: livejournal. I now have a livejournal account there, and it can be found by clicking here:

Zonga.

If for some strange reason, you want to see what CDs I own, Click Here. (And no comments about my taste in music.)
There are so many more now....gah. I wonder if I'll ever update it.
And now, since I'm at college on a T-1, I have many mp3's. If you want to see what I have, click here.

To see the meaning of Ishkabibble (and here I thought I'd actually made something up..), Click Here. It's toward the bottom of the page.

This be Don Cornleone....I lost him in an eBay
auction to some other corn fiend. I have never
gotten over the loss of the Don. So, now, I belong
to the ONElist list, "I Like Corn." Go sign up &
start posting today!

These...are my feet. The shoes are the lovely sandals I bought from the one, the only, the Mag...[Previous & Original] Goddess of ANO. Why I took a picture of my feet in em, scanned it, & put it here, I'll never know.

My various test scores are as follows:
TheSpark.com's Slut Test: 47%
TheSpark.com's Bitch Test: 64%
TheSpark.com's Bastard Test: 47%
TheSpark.com's Untelligence Test: 74%
TheSpark.com's Greed Test: 67%

TheSpark.com's Death Test: [I will die on] January 15, 2046, at 62.
Most likely from Cancer.
TheSpark.com's Pregnancy Test: Negative, but I'll have 3 kids.
(So said my P-Sychic, too.)
TheSpark.com's Ass Quiz: 35%
TheSpark.com's Purity Test: 56%
TheSpark.com's Sex Test: 8 people, 1st time at age 18,
in the backseat of a car. Damn.

TheSpark.com's Wealth Test: [I'll be worth $1 Million at] 37 Years Old.
TheSpark.com's Love Test: [Scale of 1-10] Morality: 5; Sex Experience: 4; Love Experience: 3; Intelligence: 6. 4 out of 6 slices of the melon of need.
90.5% a Super Freak
67.273% Insane

*The* Purity Test [Found here.]: 48%

This be my Conan page, it's listed in the Fan Network at http://www.nbc.com/conan. I'm putting a link to it on here, finally. Sign the guestbook, consarnit!

Tracey's Conan O'Brien Page

This page was created on 8/16/99 at 8:21pm EDT.
Twas updated on 9/11/01 at 7:39pm EDT.

Look! Look! Look! This page has been up for just over two years! Well, hot damn!
And it only took me over a year to update the main page..

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