The very first thing I must steal is the idea for a .sig page from the ANOer, Geschwür. Cause AOL only allows you 254 characters for a .sig, I'm moving it here for now. (Note -- I no longer use AOL for ng's & such, but, eh. I just would rather not have a .sig file the size of a MEOWers.) Well, parts of it. I want quote space, and all I have is titles in it now, so I make a title space on this page.





The Rare South African Zonga Beetle's Titles
(At least, the ones she remembers)
Also known as "Kueen Zonga of the Rare South African Kandis,"
or as Tracey Heather, or as Zonga, or as ZongaZongaZonga, or as Mazonga, or as Zonganonymous,
or as mazonga@aol.complexity, or as thezubbas@aol.complexity, or as Zonga@altnerd.cjb.net.
    alt.nerd.obsessive (ANO):
  • Official Bitch-in-Waiting to the Queen of the Nerds*
  • Official Lizard Queen*
  • Peach Flavored Godess of Orgies & Freakiness
  • The Unquestioned Questionable One
  • One of the Sarcastic Bitches of ANO...we all so rock, we do.
    (Bequeathed by Kay & Others on or about October 22nd, 1999)
  • Laser-Eye Shooting Psycho Whore Beast
    ~ Bequeathed by LauraLauraLaura on Janurary 6th, 2000
  • Blessed Lady of a Thousand Nicknames (and/or Titles)
    ~Bequeathed by the Sage of Cartoon/Anime Lore on August 28th, 1999
  • I was also engaged to the God of Orgies & ANO...
    and had been since August 1998.*
    alt.fan.conan-obrien (AFCOB):*
  • Resident Bitch*
  • Dark Mistress of the Lemon Drops (Weapon: Sub-Machine Gun)*
    & Ko-Kueen [Mum] of the Kinki KandiSensations Kollective (KKSK).*
  • Keeper of AssMan #836834: MIA
    alt.andy.whine.whine.whine (AAWWW)**:
  • Official Orgy Starter*
  • Official Bitch*
  • [One of Many] Cock & Cat Fight Watcher(s) in Conan Stalkers
    (CS***...sigh. Oh, well..)*
  • A Student of Maria's Grand Bitch-Training Sessions...
    the next one in the room always got to be mine.*
  • Miss Sexy Stars, USA...so sayeth the Steph.
  • Official Vampire Mole Child
  • Tracey Heather *MD*
    -- From the Christina Haberny Medical College in Cleveland)
  • Proud Member Of The Andy Richter Church Of The Divine Ass
*-Title [or frequented NG] at one point, but is no longer used.
**-AAWWW was Alive again, damnit, then it died again, but then Steph came back inspite of herself, and so, it lives! Even Kelly & Christina came back. Gay Porn for all!
Come on by, if ya feel like it...join in our nice & liquored up [sad, now, cause Andy left...] Orgy of Andy.
***-Room no longer frequented...as far as I know.


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